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Smart or Smart-Aleck?  27 Funny Test Answers from Kids!

Smart or Smart-Aleck? 27 Funny Test Answers from Kids!

When I was a child, one of my teachers asked us what the smallest coin was.  I promptly blurted out, “The dime!” The answer she wanted was the penny.  

But was I wrong?

There's many ways to skin a cat and sometimes questions have more than one answer.

As the following choice exhibits show, it’s all in how you look at the question.

Check out these laugh out loud test answers from today's kids. 

Genius or jokester? You decide.

#1: A matter of science?

Perhaps they got their subjects mixed up.  
Perhaps they got their subjects mixed up.  

#2: The many names for water

They did say "Briefly."

They did say "Briefly."

#3: History 101

This is kind of brilliant.  
This is kind of brilliant.  

#4: It does make the world go 'round.

This kid is going to grow up right.  
This kid is going to grow up right.  

#5: The birds and bees: Fast-tracked

Say what?!!

Say what?!!

#6: Instructions followed or the importance of spacing 

Old McDonald must be rolling in his grave.

Old McDonald must be rolling in his grave.

#7: The simplest path between two points

Well duh.  That one was easy!  
Well duh.  That one was easy!  

#8: No need to overthink this

Honesty is the best policy.  Just be careful when you start filling out job applications, Frankie.  
Honesty is the best policy.  Just be careful when you start filling out job applications, Frankie.  

#9: Open to interpretation

#10: Pop culture meets biology? Nothing like the science of a runaway rumor. 

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#11: The Science of Stand-up?

Well, it was worth a shot.  Who knows what mysteries lie in the minds of chromosomes?  
Well, it was worth a shot.  Who knows what mysteries lie in the minds of chromosomes?  

#12: Expansive thinking

Perhaps the teacher should have expanded on what they meant by
Perhaps the teacher should have expanded on what they meant by

#13: Living in the now

Hard-core daredevil right here.  

Hard-core daredevil right here.  

#14: Isn't it all detective work?

Sorry, Teacher, you didn't hide it very well.  
Sorry, Teacher, you didn't hide it very well.  

#15: One of these things just doesn't belong

#16: Creative or lazy?

Genius!  
Genius!  

#17: Common sense

Well, technically...  
Well, technically...  

#18: This gets personal

Tedison.  That's original.  
Tedison.  That's original.  

#19: Precision of measurement

Has anyone actually measured the frequency of some of those notes she belts out?  
Has anyone actually measured the frequency of some of those notes she belts out?  

#20: Who's the teacher here?

What a compassionate soul...  That's right, kid.  You've got it right.  
What a compassionate soul...  That's right, kid.  You've got it right.  

#21: Character Development

Oh heck.  Extra credit for authenticity.  
Oh heck.  Extra credit for authenticity.  

#22: Sex ed?

Full point for attitude - half a point for language?

Full point for attitude - half a point for language?

#23: The beauty of the literal mind

Yes, but that's the EASY way.  
Yes, but that's the EASY way.  

#24: Scientific point of view

Cells are social animals, they need to be around their own kind.  
Cells are social animals, they need to be around their own kind.  

#25: 

They forgot sexism, caste systems, and tax brackets.  
They forgot sexism, caste systems, and tax brackets.  

#26: Not everything is cut and dried

Yes, indeedy.

Yes, indeedy.

#27: The prompt does say "suggest"

This is probably the most legitimate answer ever.  
This is probably the most legitimate answer ever.  

What’s the best smart-aleck response you’ve ever given?  Tell us in the comments below!

Text by Justin Haley Philips

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